As we’re all well aware by now, teenage pregnancy and STIs are rife among young people in the UK. It’s one of those charms we English have. Apparently, around 400,000 Britons were diagnosed with sexually transmitted diseases like chlamydia and gonorrhoea last year – an ever-climbing figure and over half of these are the under-25s. Tut, tut. The Health Protection Agency have also revealed that the rate of abortions is soaring, with some girls on their fourth before they reach 18 (Vicky Pollard from Little Britain, anyone?).

The government and sexual-health professionals are up in arms and are calling for something to be done, but what about our animal friends, many of whom are free to run amuck and produce litter upon litter of babies, only to be dumped on the streets or in shelters. That’s another epidemic I don’t hear the people in power talking about. I think all parents should be sitting down and talking about the ‘birds and the bees’ in the way this family does below. It’s classic.

Whether you’ll admit it or not, everyone knows Ron Jeremy. He’s the king of porn. So much so in fact, he was once ranked number one in a ‘100 Top Porn Stars of All Time’ list. I’ll save you from the details of precisely what he’s so well known for, but let’s just say it’s a distinguishing body feature.

Anyway, at the moment he’s having a bit of a battle with Eric Spitznagel, the ghostwriter of his bestselling book The Hardest (Working) Man in Show Business. Apparently, Spitznagel “got a lot of stuff wrong” and Ron is asking, “What about my work with PETA? Can’t we include a chapter about that?”

Yeah, where’s that chapter?! Would’ve made for great reading! Until this does happen however, you can see the aforementioned work of him standing up for animals below and watch the interview of him digging chicks.

Even though most of us in Europe probably don’t know who the devil Sue Johanson is, I just had to share this news and truly amazing video clip with you. Apparently, the 77-year-old who presented call-in show ‘Sex Talk’ across the pond is calling it quits, and will no longer be hosting the popular (and oh-so random) late-night show. I found this clip of her talking about how cutting out animal products makes men, erm, taste better and not like “burnt leather”. And I’m loving her pronunciation of ‘vegan’, keep a listen out for that one.