An ‘interesting’ old PETA US ad has resurfaced once again, to highlight the connection between eating meat and impotence. Ladies and gents, I introduce you to Rocket Boy!
When our buddies over at PETA US heard that Virgin chair Sir Richard Branson was unveiling the WhiteKnightTwo (a carrier aircraft created to launch a commercial six-passenger spaceship), VP Bruce Friedrich sent Branson a letter asking to buy ad space on the seat backs.
In his letter, Bruce writes:
By following our advice and ditching meat, your male passengers could rise to new heights. Cholesterol and saturated fat clog arteries and block blood flow to all of a man’s vital organs—not just to his heart. Physicians report that the link is clear: Eating meat can cause impotence. Any of your passengers who have trouble “lifting off” will be glad to hear that impotence—as well as heart disease, high blood pressure, obesity, diabetes, and prostate cancer—can likely be prevented and even reversed by switching to a healthy vegetarian diet.
No reply as yet, but I’ll keep you in the loop. And here’s little Rocket Boy preparing for take-off…
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Lock your sons and daughters away – it’s National Orgasm Day. No doubt you’ve got plans to, erm, dabble in a bit of the old hanky panky and celebrate in style, but before you go racing off with your pants around your ankles – Stop! We need a quick check-up to make sure you’re well equipped.
Do you eat meat?
Yes – whoa there, you could be holding your manhood back from ‘his’ full potential. My prescription is to ditch the meat and get back on the wagon with renewed enthusiasm. Did you know that high cholesterol, obesity, diabetes, prostate cancers or inflammations, and hormonal imbalances cause the vast majority of all cases of impotence? And did you know that all the symptoms mentioned above are aggravated by a meat based diet?
No – Nice one, you’re gonna be having a wild party tonight! Vegetarians are about one-ninth as likely as meat-eaters to be overweight and report that they need less sleep and have more energy than meat-eaters. I don’t think I need to point out the bedroom benefits of that! For a foray of vegan aphrodisiacs, munch on some bananas, asparagus, chilli peppers and chocolate today (not all together, of course. Unless you’re Very adventurous).
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Eating meat and other animal products can lead to a droop in the trousers department. Sorry lads, it’s true. So, you could go and pop a Viagra in the hope of raising the standards. But then it all gets a bit embarrassing, unnatural and doesn’t address the underlying problem - high cholesterol, obesity, diabetes and prostate cancer much of the time, which of course can be avoided with a low-fat vegan diet. Plus Viagra’s tested on animals – not cool.
Then along comes a little nugget of information like this that throws it all into a whole new light – watermelon is a natural Viagra. A researcher in Texas has discovered that the fleshy fruit contains an amino acid called citrulline, which works much like the chemical alternatives on the market, relaxing and expanding blood vessels in the nether regions. Oo-er missus!
So (my mind begins to wander), what happens if you’re a veggie or vegan – and already avoiding the impotence factor by not eating meat – and then you eat a load of watermelon each day? The mind boggles …
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