31
Jul
Yes, Yes, Yes! It’s National Orgasm Day!
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Lock your sons and daughters away – it’s National Orgasm Day. No doubt you’ve got plans to, erm, dabble in a bit of the old hanky panky and celebrate in style, but before you go racing off with your pants around your ankles – Stop! We need a quick check-up to make sure you’re well equipped.
Do you eat meat?
Yes – whoa there, you could be holding your manhood back from ‘his’ full potential. My prescription is to ditch the meat and get back on the wagon with renewed enthusiasm. Did you know that high cholesterol, obesity, diabetes, prostate cancers or inflammations, and hormonal imbalances cause the vast majority of all cases of impotence? And did you know that all the symptoms mentioned above are aggravated by a meat based diet?
No – Nice one, you’re gonna be having a wild party tonight! Vegetarians are about one-ninth as likely as meat-eaters to be overweight and report that they need less sleep and have more energy than meat-eaters. I don’t think I need to point out the bedroom benefits of that! For a foray of vegan aphrodisiacs, munch on some bananas, asparagus, chilli peppers and chocolate today (not all together, of course. Unless you’re Very adventurous).
