17
Nov
PETA to Daniel Craig: You Don’t Need Real Bacon to Be a Bond Beefcake
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Am I the only person in the UK to have still not seen the new Bond film, Quantum of Solace? I must stop pencilling it in my diary, and just go! Anyway, confession time over. Following the news that whilst filming, the hunk of the hour, Mr Daniel Craig, requested that British bacon be flown to him in Italy, we decided to send the 007 star a treat of our own – veggie bacon! The meat alternative tastes delicious, has more health benefits than you can shake a stick at and – this is my favourite part – it doesn’t involve cruelty to animals. Everybody’s a winner!
We know that charitable Daniel couldn’t possibly want to contribute to the misery that takes place on factory farms. Just a few examples include piglets having their teeth, tails and testicles cut off without painkillers, and pigs are often slaughtered while they are still conscious. To be a hero on and off screen, we think Mr Bond should save animals’ lives and give the veggie variety of bacon a go! What’s more, he might not be aware that eating meat can make you sluggish in the bedroom: because meat can contribute to clogsing the arteries to all of a person’s organs, it can lead to a higher risk of heart disease, strokes and even impotence – a problem unlikely to affect the fictional James Bond.






Drool. If he gives up the pig meat I’ll be kind enough to accept him as my boyfriend :p