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Newkirk Nuggets - The World’s First Human In Vitro Meat

I have some exciting and astonishing news: PETA US have developed the world’s first human ‘in vitro’ meat, produced from a biopsy of Ingrid Newkirk, our managing director. Dubbed as a “human(e)” alternative to eating the flesh of animals, who are slaughtered in their millions every day, the first batch of Newkirk Nuggets will go on display and be available be taste tested at our London office by an invitation-only panel of bioscientists and commercial meat-industry representatives.

The breakthrough has been in the making for 11 years in laboratories spread across three countries, but finally it’s here and we are all on tenterhooks waiting to see the meat for the first time. The aim has been to grow animal tissue with the taste, texture and, most difficult of all, the “skin depth” or muscle mass of fish and chicken. According to the experts: “The tissue was taken from Ingrid’s upper arm and cultured in a “nutrient soup” of mushrooms, human collagen and soy broth to form myoblasts. The myoblasts reproduce rapidly to form ¾-inch-thick sheets of what PETA calls “100 per cent victimless meat.”

Ingrid says: “If you know something is dirty, bad for your body and cruel, but you still do it, you can only be addicted. Victimless meat is none of those things, and it satisfies meat cravings in the only ethical way that I know of, other than eating road kill. They say, ‘Everything tastes like chicken’ – and now, so do I.”

So, the question is –will meat eaters, eat it?

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posted by jojo on April 1st, 2008 at 4:45 am

As a long time vegetarian i find this to be quite exciting! i’ll be able to eat meat again!

posted by Sarah Prince on April 1st, 2008 at 5:13 am

I’m really not sure about this sounds a little cannibal like, sorry but the thought of it is not one of want to try really!!

I dont know perhaps if i was to see the process and understand the way this is made may help, but at the moment all sounds a little wierd!!

posted by Matt on April 1st, 2008 at 7:06 am

Will these be available in Iceland/Waitrose do you think?

posted by Butch on April 1st, 2008 at 7:47 am

This is weird, couldn’t they take a small bit of flesh out of a chicken, and in vitro that as well…I mean, human meat is nice - im sure - but chicken meat is less cannibalistic.

posted by Rich on April 1st, 2008 at 7:59 am

Erm…April Fools anyone?!

posted by Beki. on April 1st, 2008 at 8:47 am

Wow.

It’s certainly an interesting idea.

I find it quite ironic that it will most likely be met with a look of digust, though it’s nowhere near as aweful as the massacre of animals int he meant industry today!

Hmm. :/

posted by Denise Bennett on April 1st, 2008 at 9:35 am

Personally, I couldn’t eat anything which tasted like meat whether cruelty free or not. However, if it saves the lives of animals then I am all for it. It will also be good for the environment because land can be freed up for growing food for people and reduce CO2 emmissions.It might also solve world famine too. I don’t think this is an April 1st joke becuase I read about it in a paper years ago.

posted by Matt on April 1st, 2008 at 9:51 am

@ Butch, I find it no different from a person eating another person than a person eating an animal, it’s still the flesh from a sentient living being.

It’s hardly the film “Alive”

posted by Pascal J. Dzenga on April 1st, 2008 at 2:12 pm

This is an April Fools prank, I wouldn’t touch this even if it was real.

posted by Niranjan on April 1st, 2008 at 11:40 pm

Once again thank you Ingrid for saving the lives of millions of animals! I would definitely love to taste your meat! LOL!

posted by Yuenf on April 2nd, 2008 at 6:54 am

why can’t they do this procedure using animal meat. ie. chicken or pork.. afterall you would’nt be eating ‘real animal’ and none would be killed for this produce.. and it woudl be less ‘cannibilistic’. and are there any ‘nutritional benefits to this product?.. sounds all a bit far fetched to me.. cultured meat? v. v. strange..

posted by Igor The Troll on April 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 am

This is some nasty Shit! what is next? Alien in vitro diced cubes from Planet Mars..:)

I rather eat a stake with some blood in it, at least I know where it came from. Eating Ingrid is against my God. Thou should not eat other Humans!

posted by john_raztis on April 21st, 2008 at 6:39 pm

PETA is full of crazies. I will never eat that stuff. I will always eat meat. Wether you believe in god or science either way it gave us canines to rip and tear into the flesh of living beings and i love the taste. My fav meal is a bloody rare steak with a-1 and blood mixed together as a sauce. mmm so tasty. I enjoy hunting animals for food, and get a rush from the kill, and i will never stop because some tree hugger doesnt like it cause their insane. thanks, im gonna go kill and eat something now, maybe a nice fuzzy rabbit stew…. anti-peta member

posted by john_raztis on April 21st, 2008 at 6:43 pm

pps.. ive ate dog…mmm it was delish!!

posted by mymagic123 on April 30th, 2008 at 2:38 am

Good PeTA-idea. And the 1 million $ reward idea for the first scientist to produce in-vitro-meat was even better! For more backgroud-information on „in-vitro-meat“ (others call it „cultured meat“) visit http://www.futurefood.org . There are still many obstacles to overcome.

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